Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: 512850. 321430 68 6; methyl4 {[(3,5 dicyanopyridin 2 yl)sulfanyl]methyl}benzoate

👉 Okay, let’s tackle this… thing. Frankly. It looks like the rejected draft for a new, aggressively complicated pesticide. I mean, that's a mouthful of acronym and frankly, I feel bad just looking at it. 512850, 321430... those are clearly a desperate attempt to manufacture some kind of numerical sequence, maybe a barcode nobody will actually scan.

Now, this is where we get into the really interesting part – the actual chemical designation, which I'm generously quoting here. 68 6; methyl 4… (… let me just pause and take a deep breath)… [(...3, 5-dicyanopyridinyl)sulfanyl]methyl benzoate. What we actually have here, boiled down, is basically a really fancy, probably extremely nasty, mouthful of stuff that's designed to either kill weeds, or, quite possibly, ruin the planet in the most spectacularly overengineered way. The breakdown? 3,5-dicyanopyridinyl... there’s your pyridine base with some angry cyanide attached! (Don’t actually try this at home—seriously.) We then have a sulfanyl – basically a sulphur bond – and then that methyl benzoate. The whole thing is stitched together to, according to the name anyway, be an incredibly specific and probably very toxic molecule. There isn't really a “reasonable way to